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Friday, January 7, 2011

Letter To My Soon To Be EX-Dryer

Dear Mr. Dryer:

We have had a warm and wonderful relationship over the years. But lately you've continued to let.me.down. I don't understand.

Because of your recent shenanigans, sending me to the laundry mat (you know I hate it there), I am forced to end our relationship. Consider this letter due notice.

Tomorrow, I will start looking for your replacement, a younger, more energy efficient and timely dryer. Although your services are appreciated, we must end this before someone gets hurt. I wish you all the best.

By the way: your partner in crime has to go with you. I want a new washer and dryer SET. For your convenience we will help you move.

Thanks again.

2 comments:

Tasha said...

LMBOOOOO...Bwahhhh haaa haaa...girl my dryer let me down too, so the sentiment is all the same i do not like going to the dryer either!!!! But have been going lately that i'm aggravated when i see the basket of clothes piling up....so long to the dryer you have been fun why you lasted, but somethings must come to an end!!!

La'Tonya Richardson said...

Tasha - You should see the mound of clothes crawling up the wall, in my room alone! Too ashamed to take a picture. It's cra-Z!

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