Friday, January 7, 2011
We have had a warm and wonderful relationship over the years. But lately you've continued to let.me.down. I don't understand.
Because of your recent shenanigans, sending me to the laundry mat (you know I hate it there), I am forced to end our relationship. Consider this letter due notice.
Tomorrow, I will start looking for your replacement, a younger, more energy efficient and timely dryer. Although your services are appreciated, we must end this before someone gets hurt. I wish you all the best.
By the way: your partner in crime has to go with you. I want a new washer and dryer SET. For your convenience we will help you move.
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