What I Know For Sure

I got the idea for this post from Oprah. At the end of her magazine she writes her letter from the publisher, and it's always entitled, "what I know for sure." After reading her April issue, (you know the one with Michelle Obama on the cover with her), I started thinking... I know a few things myself. And I started jotting them down.

I won't bother you with all of what I know. You might not want to read them all. But I will give you a few every week. Here we go...

1. I have a closet full of clothes... But, why is it I NEVER have anything to wear?

2. I am smart... But, the more I try to help my kids with math homework, I. Q. points just fall off.

3. There are 24 hours in a day, and seven days in a week... Why is it Monday morning rolls around much faster that Friday afternoon?

4. Pretty bras make me feel sexy... But, they're crap on reinforcement, holding NOTHING! And what about that underwire?! That crap isn't worth a flip. And I bet it was a man's idea. Wash the bra a few times and that WIRE lets you know it's there, poking the HELL out of you every time you turn. But it's all about being sexy. Give me a good sports bra any day!

What do YOU know for sure?